While doing my hair this morning, an amazing feat in the land of mothering, I put my hair cream in my hands, rubbed it around and then, proceeded to put it on my face. My first thought was, “Katherine! Pull yourself together, that stuff’s expensive!” Is this indicative of how it’s going without Andy? I really hope not. Truthfully, it’s going well. There are no dishes in my sink, unless you count a crocodile, but he’s just a friend. My bathroom is clean, I’ve managed to wash a couple loads of laundry and strew it about the house, and I’ve played lots and lots of candyland. And trains, oh the trains.
I even took a shower this morning and shaved my legs! Which is overrated, by the way, specifically when you have kids. Because inevitably somebody will come in, fling open the shower curtain, and cause such a horrible case of goosebumps that you must stop shaving all together. So I have half a shaved leg, no big deal, at least now I have Thomas and Percy bath squirters to play with during my shower. It’s a tough call people.
But just to show Andy that I’m on to him and his leaving town schemes, I have stolen his shirt. I may or may not keep it OR I may or may not douse it in bleach. The verdict is still out. The real question is: who doesn’t like buffalo (see fuzzy image on shirt)? So take that Andy. Take that.
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Ha! Alligator is as big as the sink now? Vera and I have had to replay the same conversation every night about how Nana will bring her turtle when she comes to see baby sister. She was thoroughly traumatized that we would leave it in spokane. Do you want to keep it in your sink for three months for me??? Gross.
Hilarious. I can send a new turtle for her when your mom comes, no?
ha. we went to michaels yesterday to find a new one and they were all out.
is andy on his multicultural jan term experience? where did he go?
Yep, he went to Seattle and worked at Leschi Elementary. He just came home today!
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